- Walks into The Safe Place dripping wet *
Ello everyone, guess who was a GOOD dwarf today.
- Nearly everyone in the tavern shouts " Not you! " *
Har Har, well, Oi did me good turn for the day today. We was checkin out some rooins near da lake ( doesn’t not mention that it was IN the lake, and this isn’t a lie, as being In the lake, is Near it as well ) when we finds some Merfolk. O course, Oi used me normal sneaky ways, and managed to alert all of them to our presence. We had a goo’ ole’ tussle, and managed to knock out two o’ ’em, and got de last tah surrender.
- Someone shouts out a challenge " Did yeh bash in its kneecaps too? Good turn indeed! " *
Nah, not dis one, always was a sucker fo a pretty set o eyes. We let em go, shame one o’ them doied by electrical shock from a nearby trap. But we let dem other two go. Weren’t that a good turn?
Grumbles from the taverns
Har, got nothing tah say? betcha few adventurers let dah monsters go, eh?
- Another shout " They do if’n they is female wif pretty eyes I betcha! "
Har Har, ye got THAT roight
- Grond sits down to a good, homemade meal, no one asks what he is eating *
Grond does a good turn? Yah right!